corporalzoruru:

asktaruru:

corporalzoruru:

asktaruru:

corporalzoruru:

I think that would be quite a blessing to many of your peers. not being able to talk, I mean.

HMPH. Nuh-uh! I say a lot of really important wise things that the world needs to hear! Like… Like… WELL the list is so long that I would probably overload your brain with how many wise things I have to say! That’s a lot you’d be missing out on, you know. Maybe someday I’ll say something so great that it inspires better robot faces to be invented and that would be good for you! Maybe then you’ll have eyebrows and a mouth!

… Hey, Zoruru, how are YOU talking…?

Because I, contrary to popular belief, do actually have a mouth. *glaaare*

Give me a second.. pulling up a quote.. …..ah.

“The true sages are those who transfer wisdom without speaking.”

But that’s not even possible, how do you transfer wisdom without telling it to p—INTERPRETIVE DANCE. *suddenly JUMPS UP AND FLAILS AROUND A BIT* Zoruru I don’t know how to dance. 8| But if that is the way to talk to people, I will learn!!

*Sort of… wiggles his arms and does some weird thing with his foot that looks sort of painful* ZORURU DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE

No..

Or did you mean the message, “I just hurt my foot”?

N-NO. That wasn’t the message. 8C *VERY OFFENDED* Maybe you need to see it from a different angle, since you only have one eye. *Tries again on the left, messes up, falls over… Stays there and keeps talking, muffled by the ground* How about that time?

I haven’t seen her in forever! We used to play together a lot, though. One time we almost destroyed Pekopon, it was pretty awesome!

I haven’t seen her in forever! We used to play together a lot, though. One time we almost destroyed Pekopon, it was pretty awesome!

corporalzoruru:

asktaruru:

corporalzoruru:

I think that would be quite a blessing to many of your peers. not being able to talk, I mean.

HMPH. Nuh-uh! I say a lot of really important wise things that the world needs to hear! Like… Like… WELL the list is so long that I would probably overload your brain with how many wise things I have to say! That’s a lot you’d be missing out on, you know. Maybe someday I’ll say something so great that it inspires better robot faces to be invented and that would be good for you! Maybe then you’ll have eyebrows and a mouth!

… Hey, Zoruru, how are YOU talking…?

Because I, contrary to popular belief, do actually have a mouth. *glaaare*

Give me a second.. pulling up a quote.. …..ah.

“The true sages are those who transfer wisdom without speaking.”

But that’s not even possible, how do you transfer wisdom without telling it to p—INTERPRETIVE DANCE. *suddenly JUMPS UP AND FLAILS AROUND A BIT* Zoruru I don’t know how to dance. 8| But if that is the way to talk to people, I will learn!!

*Sort of… wiggles his arms and does some weird thing with his foot that looks sort of painful* ZORURU DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE

corporalzoruru:

asktaruru:

corporalzoruru:

H-hey no, I need my eyes! How else can I fight, geez! You wouldn’t like it if I ripped off your arm, right? >:C I neeeeeeed these eyes!

You don’t need your mouth to fight, yes? How about I claw out your mouth instead?

Th-

That’s still mean. :( I couldn’t talk without my mouth! Forget being a helpless blind weakling, without my mouth I could never ever talk again! I would DIE!!!

I think that would be quite a blessing to many of your peers. not being able to talk, I mean.

HMPH. Nuh-uh! I say a lot of really important wise things that the world needs to hear! Like… Like… WELL the list is so long that I would probably overload your brain with how many wise things I have to say! That’s a lot you’d be missing out on, you know. Maybe someday I’ll say something so great that it inspires better robot faces to be invented and that would be good for you! Maybe then you’ll have eyebrows and a mouth!

… Hey, Zoruru, how are YOU talking…?

corporalzoruru:

H-hey no, I need my eyes! How else can I fight, geez! You wouldn’t like it if I ripped off your arm, right? >:C I neeeeeeed these eyes!

You don’t need your mouth to fight, yes? How about I claw out your mouth instead?

Th-

That’s still mean. :( I couldn’t talk without my mouth! Forget being a helpless blind weakling, without my mouth I could never ever talk again! I would DIE!!!

tadpolehacker:

See, what did I tell you? Taruru doesn’t stop talking. Puuupupu~

OKAY. OKAY FINE. I’M GONNA PROVE IT I CAN STOP TALKING OKAY JUST WATCH OKAY ARE YOU WATCHING GOOD NOW. WATCH.

*DEEP BREATH*

*HOLDS IT*

>:I

>:T

>8T

… 8I

So yesterday I saw a big roll of duct tape and it was just like, sitting out there, right? Maybe if you taped my face shut I would stop talking for longer but I want to talk so hmph!! *TALKS*

[And I think I jumped onto the RP bandwagon a moment too late.]

private-first-class-taruru:

[Oh well, we’re gonna have to deal with two Tarurus! Hope everyone’s haaaappy~~

But anyway, if you’re not sure who I am, I’m the creepy anon each of you have been getting the past few days! AKA: http://wottersgonnawott.tumblr.com/

Gosh I’m sure glad to be here! I seriously love meeting and talking to fellow Keronian RPers, it’s super cool! And so now I don’t have to be so creepy anymore with that stuff! Now I can just talk all day long, fun fun~ c: ]

((Heeeey hey, two Tarurus are better than one! It’s like, double the fun oh boy that is pretty insanely fun. I look forward to playing with you, Tarubro!! :DDD And I’m real new to this, too, so we’ll be figuring out the swing together, hehe! Nice meetin’ you!))

Tororo has all sorts of stuff, though, so I figure he wouldn’t miss anything… Except he always does.

Tororo has all sorts of stuff, though, so I figure he wouldn’t miss anything… Except he always does.

hipsterrikuru:

Swizzle and Rikuru play the corpse game 2: The revenge of Garuru the Mermaid
COMING TO THEATERS SOON

hipsterrikuru:

Swizzle and Rikuru play the corpse game 2: The revenge of Garuru the Mermaid

COMING TO THEATERS SOON

((Hey, everyone, Ask Taruru is officially online! I’m excited to meet more people from the fandom and draw lots of aliens! If you have a moment, do feel free to leave an ask or two! I’ll do my best to keep in-character. As for how often I’ll be able to draw, I should be able to manage most of my time on the weekends, but if possible I’ll try and get a few up during the week, too. As should be apparent from that last sentence, everything here will be answered in a drawing! I think that’s all I’ve got to say for now, so please enjoy and thank you for your support!))

((Hey, everyone, Ask Taruru is officially online! I’m excited to meet more people from the fandom and draw lots of aliens! If you have a moment, do feel free to leave an ask or two! I’ll do my best to keep in-character. As for how often I’ll be able to draw, I should be able to manage most of my time on the weekends, but if possible I’ll try and get a few up during the week, too. As should be apparent from that last sentence, everything here will be answered in a drawing! I think that’s all I’ve got to say for now, so please enjoy and thank you for your support!))